{"id":33307,"date":"2006-12-04T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T15:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idominicanas.com\/\/si-se-te-sale-lo-dominicano-lee-esto\/"},"modified":"2006-12-04T11:21:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T15:21:00","slug":"si-se-te-sale-lo-dominicano-lee-esto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/si-se-te-sale-lo-dominicano-lee-esto\/","title":{"rendered":"Si se te sale lo dominicano lee esto.!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00abAnda La —–\u00bb \u00abAnda El Diablo\u00bb \u00abAnda la mierda\u00bb \u00abAnda pal co\u00f1ooo\u00bb \u00abC\u00f3jelo\u00bb \u00abEl diache\u00bb \u00abQue Vaina\u00bb \u00abD\u00edmelo\u00bb \u00abTa To\u00bb \u00abY E\u00bb F\u00e1cil\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 lo Qu\u00e9 \u00bb \u00abAh Po Ta Bien\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 Tripeo\u00bb \u00abT\u00fa si jode\u00bb \u00abT\u00e1 Cool\u00bb \u00abTa jevi\u00bb \u00abNo joda!\u00bb \u00abLa creta\u00bb \u00abT\u00fa t\u00e1 pas\u00e1 \u00bb \u00abNo Le D\u00e9 Mente!\u00bb \u00abC\u00f3jelo suave\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 Bufeo\u00bb \u00abNo Te Quille\u00bb \u00abDegraci\u00e1 o Degraciaiiiita\u00bb \u00abMalv\u00e1 \u00bb \u00abBarbaraza\u00bb \u00abPariguayo\u00bb \u00abCuero\u00bb \u00abPalomo\u00bb \u00abP\u00e1jaro\u00bb \u00abMira, Cara de fu\u00ed \u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 Loquera\u00bb<\/p>

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Si eres de la CAPITAL, cambias la R por la L, la B por la V y la T por la D…Si eres de SANTIAGO O MOCA… quitas la R y pones la ii y cuando esta la iii la quitas y pones la R.<\/p>\n

Le dices al esmalte de u\u00f1as.. CUT\u00e9, al Vicks Vapor Rub… Vivapor\u00fa, a las camisetas… Poloch\u00e9, a los cereales… Confl\u00e9, a los shorts… Shol o short, a los gatos… Mishu y a los perros… Wawauu; y a las camionetas le dices guagua.<\/p>\n

Cuando est\u00e1s en tu pa\u00eds (REP.DOM), oyes mucho esto: \u00abse fue la luz!!!!!\u00bb; Le dices a una cerveza congelada, VESTIDA DE NOVIA o UNA FRIA… Las elecciones, un cicl\u00f3n o una huelga son motivo de celebraci\u00f3n y tomarse unas vacaciones…Estas en una guagua de 7 pasajeros y ya son 10 personas dentro y todav\u00eda hay alguien afuera gritando \u00abcaben m\u00e1!\u00bb. C\u00f3mo Eres??? Enviame tus impresiones a brito.reynaldo@gmail.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Que Viva Santo Domingo!(Ay, Virgen de la Altagracia!!)<\/p>\n

Gracias a Kelvin desde Espa\u00f1a.<\/em><\/p>\n\n

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\u00abAnda La —–\u00bb \u00abAnda El Diablo\u00bb \u00abAnda la mierda\u00bb \u00abAnda pal co\u00f1ooo\u00bb \u00abC\u00f3jelo\u00bb \u00abEl diache\u00bb \u00abQue Vaina\u00bb \u00abD\u00edmelo\u00bb \u00abTa To\u00bb \u00abY E\u00bb F\u00e1cil\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 lo Qu\u00e9 \u00bb \u00abAh Po Ta Bien\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 Tripeo\u00bb \u00abT\u00fa si jode\u00bb \u00abT\u00e1 Cool\u00bb \u00abTa jevi\u00bb \u00abNo joda!\u00bb \u00abLa creta\u00bb \u00abT\u00fa t\u00e1 pas\u00e1 \u00bb \u00abNo Le D\u00e9 Mente!\u00bb \u00abC\u00f3jelo suave\u00bb \u00abQu\u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idominicanas.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}